The Grand Creator's Eternal Light and The Vanquishing of The Immortal Wicked Ones (A Short Story)

by Telekinetic Walrus and The Pride of Ions

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Cover Art by Parker

All music was written/recorded by Telekinetic Walrus and The Pride of Ions at The Walrus Cave and is 100% original with no sampling of others’ intellectual property.

Telekinetic Walrus and The Pride of Ions consists of: Y Diz, The TimeZoo Keeper, Parker, and Everett Ramey. Guest Ions: Corinne Stevie, Sean Skelton, Charlie Winkler, and Aleah McGehee.

Telekinetic Family: Cortney “Mama” Cates (CC), Hunter “HP” Parmentier, Cameron Mare, David Marsh, Jay Dude, Rocio Balerdi, Dusthead, Nicole Martinez, PB, Rodrigo Arcaya, Vago, Monica Rose, Phaxas, Caro Sol, Shani Bernard, Arianne Baullosa Birth Doula. Komakozie, and Buffalo Brown.

Special Telekinetic Thanks to: Ray Oracca and The Moksha Family, Josy, Pete Agudelo, Tony Smurfio and Cuci Amador (of Afrobeta), Nebula, Gray Bashew, Stacey Love, Tubby Love, Marcos, WVUM, The Cornerstoners, Humberto, Cog Nomen, Will and Zach from Sounduo, Seven D, LMS, Eden Grey and Chidaatma, J.J., Alonso, Maria Magdalena, Reinier Gamboa, Marissa Alma Nick, Earthtone, Ian Michael, Rafael Semidey, Mr. Feathers, Phantasman, Shay Butter, Evan Lamb, Spinn Zinn, O.H.M.E., Emily Sheila, Sambo Hardigan, Alley Cat, Gio, Xavier, The Bioluminescent Plankton, Lucas Moya, John “street-pooping sock-wiper” Sanchez, Super, Dr. Pilar, Ben Shahoulian, Bulldog Neon, Chris “Crispy” Valente, Mr. Jim Bob Scribibbles, SESAC, The Little Haiti trash pick-up service, Jason Boogie, Andrew Genden, Candace Meyer, Calvin, Kyle Crossland King of The Blues, Head Lice, The Grand Creator, The Breast Feeding Bears & Charlie Winkler, all friends and family that were not mentioned, and most importantly all of you wonderful fans that we could not do this without, Thank you!

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released April 20, 2012

The Prime Primordial Walrus’s Defeat?
TimeZoo Keeper: Vocals
Y Diz: Producer
Everett Ramey: Mix /Master
Parker: Artwork and Design

It was the darkest moment of the universe, as it was thought that all hope was lost; the Prime Primordial Walrus lay defeated on the ground. But, just when it looked like darkness would conquer all light for eternity a mere ember, a spark, of The Grand Creator's ageless light began to increase in its resistance.

Rising from the walrus's cranial appendage, the light began to push back, exponentially more powerful and inhibiting to the darkness.

It was a poetically heroic battle, darkness suppressing light and light pushing back, surging through the primordial veins of the universe in direct command of the Grand Creator. All of a sudden, an abnormality in some nearby dark matter caused the darkness to momentarily falter; this was all that was needed.

Light erupted from The Telekinetic Walrus and eradicated all darkness across the universe!

BASS WOMB (YA OOOH)
TimeZoo Keeper: Vocals
Y Diz: Producer
Everett Ramey: Mix/Master
Aleah McGehee: Bassoon

Everybody getting down feels so right,
bumping them beats from the cave tonight.
See, this speaker’s making me a slave tonight,
whipping me and griping me so tight.
Everybody knows that the bass goes boom,
see the walls wobbling all around the room.
And don’t you dare think this signifies your doom,
you’re merely marinating in an amniotic womb,
of bass, in space,
in this exact place.
Erase your mind,
and see what you find.

Odobenidae
TimeZoo Keeper: Vocals
Y Diz: Producer
Everett Ramey: Mix/Master
Sean Skelton: Guitar
Aleah McGehee: Bassoon
Charlie Winkler: Vocal Effect

TimeZoo Keeper & Y Diz:

You're never knowing again,
you turn your mind off growing ever older when,
you've no idea what to do,
so, instead of overcoming it you've got it coming over you.
I don't want to make you feel,
like everything around you melts away and you don't know what’s real.
But, I’ve got to let you know,
that the forces that be would like you and me to not see tomorrow.
---
TimeZoo Keeper:

You know it can't be good to give,
your soul away, so start to live.
It's hard to say what makes us move,
but, that doesn't matter just ride the groove.
---
So we must overcome,
before this war has all begun.
There's no more time for placing blame,
you know inside we're all the same.

Go Inside
TimeZoo Keeper: Vocals
Y Diz: Producer
Everett Ramey: Mix/Master
Corinne Stevie: Vocals

Ydiz and TimeZoo Keeper:

You don’t know if you’re coming or going.
Do you know how you feel, or keep everyone from knowing?
Gotta turn around now, keep the juices flowing,
or, you’ll go down, down, down, down.
---
TimeZoo Keeper:
Go inside, coincide, bonafide hits,
never hide, gonna ride, until I find bliss.
In my mind, I’ve designed ways to use my wits,
and I always come out on top like tits.
Not bottom like shits, or rotten like pits,
I’m leaving everybody’s ears pleasured like clits.
Hear the juices flowing, drip, drip,
watch out, don’t slip, rip the crip,
til you make your mind do a backflip.
---
Corinne Stevie:
Go inside, go inside, go inside this.
Go inside, go inside, go inside this.
Go inside.

The Honey Bear Bounce

TimeZoo Keeper: Vocals
Y Diz: Producer
Everett Ramey: Mix/Master
Aleah McGehee: Bassoon

TimeZoo Keeper:
We can see that the future is coming,
while the strings of fate are strumming.
Soon, the truth will appear before our eyes,
so, keep them wide.
---
TimeZoo Keeper:
We gotta keep this train moving down the line,
pushing against the forces that would leave us behind.
May I remind you to refine you, to design you,
redefine you til you know what you gotta do.
I got a clue and I wanna share it with the whole world,
I see this evil plan, don’t want it to unfurl.
so, we got to band together, tie a tether,
round our wrists get pissed, make a fist,
cause we all getting dissed.
They got a list they checking it twice,
they’re not too nice, they’re trying to devise a plan,
to disband all of man, we must join hands,
and weather the storm, cause people can be cold,
even when the weather’s warm.
This the raw form,
truly coming from the center,
arising from the underground like master splinter,
cooler than a winter’s snow just to let you know,
we made our beds now we gotta harvest what we sew.
---
Ydiz:
You know if you don’t give it all you got then you’ll fall,
That’s life open up your eyes and you’ll glow.
Never stop until the end and you’ll find,
You will reach equilibrium in your mind.
---
TimeZoo Keeper
I like to get down and dance all around,
You know it makes me feel so good,
When I jump up in the air eating honey like a bear,
You know they wish they thought they could.

Frumpledoodaa
• The TimeZoo Keeper: Vocals • Y Diz: Producer• Everett Ramey: Mix/Master


In the beginning I was small,
and now I must admit I’ve gotten tall.
I used to not know what to do,
But now I’m starting to figure some things out.
I’m starting to realize the deal I’ve been handed is pretty sweet,
and I never ever, never ever wanna get knocked back off of my feet, oh no.

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Track Name: The Prime Primordial Walrus's Defeat? (Intro)
It was the darkest moment of the universe, as it was thought that all hope was lost; the Prime Primordial Walrus lay defeated on the ground. But, just when it looked like darkness would conquer all light for eternity a mere ember, a spark, of The Grand Creator's ageless light began to increase in its resistance.

Rising from the walrus's cranial appendage, the light began to push back, exponentially more powerful and inhibiting to the darkness.

It was a poetically heroic battle, darkness suppressing light and light pushing back, surging through the primordial veins of the universe in direct command of the Grand Creator. All of a sudden, an abnormality in some nearby dark matter caused the darkness to momentarily falter; this was all that was needed.

Light erupted from The Telekinetic Walrus and eradicated all darkness across the universe!
Track Name: Bass Womb (Ya Ooh)
Everybody getting down feels so right,
bumping them beats from the cave tonight.
See, this speaker’s making me a slave tonight,
whipping me and griping me so tight.
Everybody knows that the bass goes boom,
see the walls wobbling all around the room.
And don’t you dare think this signifies your doom,
you’re merely marinating in an amniotic womb,
of bass, in space,
in this exact place.
Erase your mind,
and see what you find.
Track Name: Odobenidae V2.0
TimeZoo Keeper & Y Diz:

You're never knowing again,
you turn your mind off growing ever older when,
you've no idea what to do,
so, instead of overcoming it you've got it coming over you.
I don't want to make you feel,
like everything around you melts away and you don't know what’s real.
But, I’ve got to let you know,
that the forces that be would like you and me to not see tomorrow.
---
TimeZoo Keeper:

You know it can't be good to give,
your soul away, so start to live.
It's hard to say what makes us move,
but, that doesn't matter just ride the groove.
---
So we must overcome,
before this war has all begun.
There's no more time for placing blame,
you know inside we're all the same.
Track Name: Go Inside
Ydiz and TimeZoo Keeper:

You don’t know if you’re coming or going.
Do you know how you feel, or keep everyone from knowing?
Gotta turn around now, keep the juices flowing,
or, you’ll go down, down, down, down.
---
TimeZoo Keeper:
Go inside, coincide, bonafide hits,
never hide, gonna ride, until I find bliss.
In my mind, I’ve designed ways to use my wits,
and I always come out on top like tits.
Not bottom like shits, or rotten like pits,
I’m leaving everybody’s ears pleasured like clits.
Hear the juices flowing, drip, drip,
watch out, don’t slip, rip the crip,
til you make your mind do a backflip.
---
Corinne Stevie:
Go inside, go inside, go inside this.
Go inside, go inside, go inside this.
Go inside.
Track Name: The Honey Bear Bounce
TimeZoo Keeper:
We can see that the future is coming,
while the strings of fate are strumming.
Soon, the truth will appear before our eyes,
so, keep them wide.
---
TimeZoo Keeper:
We gotta keep this train moving down the line,
pushing against the forces that would leave us behind.
May I remind you to refine you, to design you,
redefine you til you know what you gotta do.
I got a clue and I wanna share it with the whole world,
I see this evil plan, don’t want it to unfurl.
so, we got to band together, tie a tether,
round our wrists get pissed, make a fist,
cause we all getting dissed.
They got a list they checking it twice,
they’re not too nice, they’re trying to devise a plan,
to disband all of man, we must join hands,
and weather the storm, cause people can be cold,
even when the weather’s warm.
This the raw form,
truly coming from the center,
arising from the underground like master splinter,
cooler than a winter’s snow just to let you know,
we made our beds now we gotta harvest what we sew.
---
Ydiz:
You know if you don’t give it all you got then you’ll fall,
That’s life open up your eyes and you’ll glow.
Never stop until the end and you’ll find,
You will reach equilibrium in your mind.
---
TimeZoo Keeper
I like to get down and dance all around,
You know it makes me feel so good,
When I jump up in the air eating honey like a bear,
You know they wish they thought they could.
Track Name: Frumpledoodaa
In the beginning I was small,
and now I must admit I’ve gotten tall.
I used to not know what to do,
But now I’m starting to figure some things out.
I’m starting to realize the deal I’ve been handed is pretty sweet,
and I never ever, never ever wanna get knocked back off of my feet, oh no.