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The Instrumental Adventures of Faun 5000, King of Faunzellia

by Telekinetic Walrus

Jahso The Time-Zoo Keeper: As our heroes traveled across the vast stretches of the universe faster than the speed of light, this new highly advanced form of sinister wickedness deflected the flying squirrel's teleportation energy beams in a random direction. The crew landed, by chance, on the primary planet Faunzellia in the Faunzellian meteor belt. There, they were quickly met by an elite brigade of Faunzellian royal guard, and were escorted to the Royal palace in the Capital city, Delfugar. The Faunzellians are a proud specie of half robotic humanoid, half goat, known for their wisdom, quick wit, and blueberry pancake making skills. Upon arrival in the capital city, their frontal lobes were drenched by the sensual vibrations of the King of Faunzellia's bodacious saxophone sensations. The King, known as Faun 5000, is the reincarnation of the spirit of sound itself, a Faunzellian musical hero, named "Goyiello". Anyone who hears the sound of the King's instrument is instantly forced to adhere to his will. Luckily for the team, The Flying Squirrel was able to use his telepathy to break Faun 5000's spell and convince him to join the team in their mission to save the universe. Faun 5000, seeing the importance of the mission, agreed and they once again set out in search of the newly evolved wickedness.


released April 5, 2014

Faun 5000 - Sax, Flute, Synth
Timezoo Keeper - Vocals
Buffalo - Guitar
Y Diz - Producer, Ableton Live, Moog Synths
Corinne Stevie - Artwork
Mastering by Adam Schechter @warp99


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Telekinetic Walrus Miami, Florida

Telekinetic Walrus brings more to the stage than a mind-altering, bass-heavy, bone-shaking performance. They open the door to another universe where a music-recording Primordial Walrus with glistening tusks defends the Grand Creator from evil. In fantastical costumes with psychedelic visuals, their funky fusion melts over the audience, the lyrics uplift, and vibes unify. ... more

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